Covered/Uncovered Pt. 3.

The A-Side of this mixtape consists of cover versions, and the B-Side of the original tracks, each following the same order.  This playlist is hosted by 8tracks, listen here, and enjoy.

Covered

  1. Skinny Love – Birdy
  2. Where Is My Mind? – Sunday Girl
  3. Hang with Me – Joywave
  4. Pennyroyal Tea – Roadkill Ghost Choir
  5. Video Games – Silver Swans
  6. Bloodbuzz Ohio – Oh Land
  7. No Scrubs – The Debutante Hour
  8. Countdown – Sondre Lerche
  9. Lost in the World – Chamberlin
  10. Heart of Gold – Charles Bradley
  11. Somebody that I Used to Know – Ingrid Michaelson
  12. Till the World Ends – Finding Jupiter

Uncovered

  1. Skinny Love – Bon Iver
  2. Where Is My Mind? – The Pixies
  3. Hang with Me – Robyn
  4. Pennyroyal Tea – Nirvana
  5. Video Games – Lana del Rey
  6. Bloodbuzz Ohio – The National
  7. No Scrubs – TLC
  8. Countdown – Beyoncé
  9. Lost in the World – Kanye West ft. Bon Iver
  10. Heart of Gold – Neil Young
  11. Somebody that I Used to Know – Gotye ft. Kimbra
  12. Till the World Ends – Britney Spears
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Best ’11 Albums

It’s that time of year again.  2011 has been an excellent year for music, if nothing else.  Not to bore you with the details, here’s my list in reverse order without further ado:

11.  Björk - Biophilia 

10.  The Antlers – Burst Apart

09.  Cults – Cults

08.  Twin Sister – In Heaven

07.  Tennis – Cape Dory

06.  Florence + the Machine – Ceremonials

05.  St. Vincent – Strange Mercy

04.  Youth Lagoon – The Year of Hibernation

03.  M83 – Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming

02.  Gang Gang Dance – Eye Contact

01.  Jay-Z and Kanye West – Watch the Throne

Here’s the playlist:

http://8tracks.com/mixes/494877/player_v3

Tracklist:

01.  Moon – Björk

02.  French Exit – The Antlers

03.  Abducted – Cults

04.  Kimmi in a Rice Field – Twin Sister

05.  Marathon – Tennis

06.  Heartlines – Florence + the Machine

07.  Cruel – St. Vincent

08.  Daydream – Youth Lagoon

09.  Midnight City – M83

10.  Chinese High – Gang Gang Dance

11.  Lift Off (feat. Beyoncé) – Jay-Z and Kanye West

Happy New Year!

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Throwback…to A Night at the Opera

Queen.  Musical marmite.  I used to love them, although I didn’t remember that fact until recently when my friends over at Payola (Radio Cure) and Elephant Space Snowstorm began a series of posts reviving records that had lain dormant from youth.  A Night at the Opera was the first album which sprang to mind when I reflected on my early musical influences, although Puff the Magic Dragon reared its embarrassing head in the process.  For the moment, I don’t want to dwell on what I sought out when I acquired my financial independence, partly because so many of those early purchases cause me to flush at the thought of them, but on the tapes that were kicking around the house during my formative years.  I remember excitedly stuffing the loosely wound cassettes into the hulk of plastic known as a Sony Walkman, only to be forced to fastforward and rewind before more than the first stunted notes of the first track made it to my ears so as to tighten the tape, rendering it audible, at least until the batteries I had stolen from various remote controls ran dry.

Freddie Mercury’s distinctive warblings and Brian May’s guitar crooning are hardly unfamiliar to the majority of listeners, but this album, despite its commercial success following its release in November 1975, has seemingly been usurped in favour by the so-called Platinum Collection comprised of the three volumes of the band’s greatest hits.  Then, it was the most expensive album ever produced, and although I was wholly ignorant of this fact, to me it remained priceless.  I can still remember first hearing the ominous and harrowing chords of ‘Death on Two Legs’ at full speed, before their impact skipped away into the deck-chaired, straw-hatted, slack jaunt of ‘Lazing on a Sunny Afternoon.’  When I reached ‘I’m In Love with My Car’ I always fast-forwarded over the seediness: it was too gruff and greasy.  ‘You’re My Best Friend’ became an early favourite, as I bopped my headphoned head along to the beat, much as I do now when I think nobody is watching.  What would once have been considered innocent enjoyment would now only be observed as pretention.  I still can’t resist the ooooos.  The next three tracks, ‘’39’, ‘Sweet Lady’, and ‘Seaside Rendezvous’, have never pleased me.

Once over to the B-side, there was another tape-winding session before the overly dramatic ‘Prophet’s Song’ that was often skipped over to hurry on to the subsequent track.  My favourite:  ‘Love of My Life’.  It was, of course, a subject matter about which I knew nothing at age 9, but the tenderness and the magical, almost Disney-like opening soothed and saddened.  Now, I understand.  How could anyone resist such a beautifully phrased plea?  Over, and over, and over again would I listen to it, tunelessly singing those words bearing somebody else’s meaning.  Even the guitar solo couldn’t ruin it for me then, and it doesn’t now.  When it finished, I wondered every time whether the harp meant that it had a happy ending.  Now, I can recognise the lack of resolution, along with the repetition, in ending where it begins, a cyclical lament.  Have you ever felt that?  Of course, ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ drew my attention, and prompted many theatrical antics during nights at the parodic opera of my imagination.  I’m not sure that I even knew what the opera was back then.  As an English girl, ‘God Save the Queen’ stirred up a great deal of patriotism paired with the insurmountable shame at not being able to remember the words.

Queen – ‘Love of My Life’

 

 

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Baked Wrecks, Pt. 4.

Courtesy of CHOW and Foodgawker, is the Thanksgiving Turkey Cake.  The author claims that ”[w]hether this Thanksgiving centerpiece incites horror, amazement, or confusion when it’s served, it’s certain to evoke some kind of outburst,” and warns that ‘[t]his dish is not recommended for people who require an inch of space between food groups.’  Oh, so it’s not recommended for anybody with a scrap of decency?

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Renamed:  Can you imagine getting this for your birthday?

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Axe It

Thank you Googlemail, for suggesting that I pursue Axe men’s body spray by visiting www.theaxeeffect.com, where “AXE Deodorant Teaches You Manly Rituals to Get the Girls.”  Pit, Pit, Chest – now why did I never think of that before?

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Covered/Uncovered Pt. 2.

The A-Side of this mixtape consists of cover versions, and the B-Side of the original tracks, each following the same order.  This playlist is hosted by 8 Tracks.  It will only let each individual who cares to give it the time of day do so once in its intended order before kindly randomising.  Listen here, and enjoy.

Covered

  1. ’81 – Yellow Ostrich
  2. I Will Follow You Into the Dark – Amanda Palmer
  3. Creep – Scala & Kolacny Brothers
  4. Anyone’s Ghost – Silver Swans
  5. Natural Light – Sun Kil Moon
  6. Peach, Plum, Pear – Final Fantasy
  7. Lovesong – The Good Natured
  8. All I Want Is You – Vespers
  9. Float On – Blackbird Blackbird
  10. When I Grow Up – First Aid Kit
  11. Friday I’m In Love – Dean & Britta
  12. No Cars Go – vitaminsforyou
  13. Running Up That Hill – Placebo
  14. You’re My Only Home – Woodpigeon
  15. This Modern Love – Owen Pallett

Uncovered

  1. ’81 – Joanna Newsom
  2. I Will Follow You Into the Dark – Death Cab for Cutie
  3. Creep – Radiohead
  4. Anyone’s Ghost – The National
  5. Natural Light – Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
  6. Peach, Plum, Pear – Joanna Newsom
  7. Lovesong – The Cure
  8. All I Want Is You – Barry Louis Polisar
  9. Float On – Modest Mouse
  10. When I Grow Up – Fever Ray
  11. Friday I’m In Love – The Cure
  12. No Cars Go – The Arcade Fire
  13. Running Up That Hill – Kate Bush
  14. You’re My Only Home – The Magnetic Fields
  15. This Modern Love – Bloc Party
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Baked Wrecks, Pt. 3.

Coffin Bread (棺材板), courtesy of Diamonds for Dessert and Foodgawker.

The author says “In Taiwan, the bread isn’t actually coffin shaped; that’s my own little Halloween twist/literal take on the name.”*

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Renamed:  Best kept underground

*Don’t try this at home.

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Baked Wrecks, Pt. 2.

Halloween cupcakes, courtesy of Mood Food and Foodgawker.  The most disturbing part of this post was, surprisingly, not the cupcakes themselves, but rather the author’s assertion that there was “[n]othing Ghoulish and Scary about my costume tonight…. I am going as a chef!”  Personally, I would be terrified of the chef responsible for these…

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Renamed:  Halloween Crapcakes.

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Baked Wrecks, Pt. 1.

Pumpkin Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting, courtesy of Desserts for Breakfast and Foodgawker.


Renamed:  Pumpkin Whoop(s)ie Pie with Silly String Graffiti and Cookie Dough Garnish.

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Viva la pa-pa-pa-paaa

What is there to say, really?

Viva Rita.  Hello World.

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